As thought by the execs involved in creating this movie in Disney:
"Hey let's remake the Witch Mountain movies, but better!"
"Yeah, we can add CG effects, and explosions and stuff."
"Let's make the kids beautiful, but expressionless. That way they'll look alien. And make their powers more... powerful."
"But then the Grandfather needs to go, let's make him someone with a lot of expression too."
"Let's get Dwayne Johnson. He does that one expression. He'll be great."
"Yeah, and he's got muscles. He'll need someone to fight, so let's throw in some faceless MIBs, and someone really tough.... a big alien assassin! That'll show how tough he is!"
"But he needs to be approachable too... let's give him a sexy, super scientist to talk to. That way she can explain everything that Dwayne can't."
"And let's throw them into a sci-fi convention in Las Vegas. It'll be really funny."
"There. And just so people can connect with the old movie, we'll keep the name the same."
Genius!
Out of a possible score of 10 drunken barrel monkeys I give this an 6. They weren't drunk enough to take this movie to the level of bad to make it good again, and they were toasted enough to think this was a good idea in the first place. All they got out of this production was a mild headache and an ugly wench's phone number.
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Steampunked Blowing Up Awesome!
New Zealanders are crazy geniuses!
If golf was this much fun to play, I'd become a professional.
Monday, November 8, 2010
30 Minute Sketch : Toy Story 3 - Woody
Pixar is storytelling incarnate and Woody its 'poster child." I love this company.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Joke that I heard on the Daily Show...
A man is getting ready for bed because its late, when there is a knock at the door.
And he goes to the door, opens it, and there is this snail. The snail says, " I'd like to talk to you about some magazine subscriptions." And the man is furious that he's been interrupted that he rears back, kicks the snail as hard as he can and slams the door shut.
Two years later...
The man hears a knock at the door and he answers it and its the snail. The snail says "What the f#@k is that all about?"
Saturday, November 6, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
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