Sunday, November 7, 2010

Joke that I heard on the Daily Show...

A man is getting ready for bed because its late, when there is a knock at the door.
And he goes to the door, opens it, and there is this snail.  The snail says, " I'd like to talk to you about some magazine subscriptions."  And the man is furious that he's been interrupted that he rears back, kicks the snail as hard as he can and slams the door shut.
Two years later...
The man hears a knock at the door and he answers it and its the snail.  The snail says "What the f#@k is that all about?"

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