Crossroads - Not the Britney Spear One!

So an old guy, a young guy and a teenage girl go down South....
Sounds like the beginning of a really bad joke or a movie I can't talk about.

Crossroads is a movie about a kid named Eugene (Ralph Macchio) who's insanely talented as a classic guitarist, but really wants to be a Blues guitarist.   He tracks down the famous Blues man 'Willie Brown' to help him learn a legendary lost song but Willie won't teach it until he's back in the Mississippi Delta. Throw into the plot a beautiful woman, a break-out, the devil and Ry Cooder all mixed up with with travel hobo-style and you get a fantastic movie.  As a director, Walter Hill is fantastic with this movie showing his chops, along with Macchio's.

Blues lovers agree that 10 out of 10 hobos would love this movie.

"Because I'm Batman." T-Shirt Idea.

Commissioner Gordon

"Batman, why are you arresting this man?"

Batman

"Well Commissioner, I could explain for the next 20 minutes the thorough investigation I've done in researching this man's background, the scene of the crime, and the finding the weapon involved.  But instead I shall merely tell you this: You will arrest this man because I'm BATMAN."

Commissioner Gordon

"Good enough for me."

Godzilla vs. Clifford!

Dogs always defend their territory, even against threats as big as Godzilla.  This time I think Clifford's bit onto a bone he can't chew...

Skull Monkey T-Shirt Idea

Joke that I heard on the Daily Show...

A man is getting ready for bed because its late, when there is a knock at the door.

And he goes to the door, opens it, and there is this snail.  The snail says, " I'd like to talk to you about some magazine subscriptions."  And the man is furious that he's been interrupted that he rears back, kicks the snail as hard as he can and slams the door shut.

Two years later...

The man hears a knock at the door and he answers it and its the snail.  The snail says "What the f#@k is that all about?"

Controlling the Weather...

This is a fantastic idea... which is truly scary at the same time.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=131094110